The Ashes 2023

[Gilly Goodness]

Now that we've despatched India in the Test Cricket Championship. It's time to take on the Poms and their Bazball.






What are the predictions?




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TIME CIRCLES. CIRCLES OF TIME

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I'll be backing ENGLAND all the way! Gotta admit the Aussies are formidable....

[Gilly Goodness]

SOON TO BE ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!





So. Will it be Broad steamin' in to Warner?

Or. Cummins bearin' down on Creepy Crawley???




11 hours to go.

2 nations hold their breath. 😯😝



First ball is bowled 8pm here. Got a bit of flu so won't stay up. But. You know the first ball is often quite dramatic 😉😂 hahahhaahhahhaaaaaaa.






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I WANNA BE IN ZERO G

[Gilly Goodness]

Beefy can't believe it. You best believe!!!

https://youtu.be/rRF3bTRGRwM

Lord Beefy, sorry. For services to gout and adultery !!!

Look. I could talk about all this till the cows come home.

Here is an Englishman's perspective. Darren Gough.


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JUST NOT CRICKET! I love the war of words when England play Australia for The Ashes and here’s why, says England ace Darren Gough

• Simon Boyle

IT’S the fiercest rivalry in sport, involving two historic adversaries – many close pals off the field – who every two years clash viciously for bragging rights . . . and the small matter of a tiny urn.

And on the eve of The Ashes, with England and Australia ready to face off at Birmingham’s Edgbaston tomorrow, little separates the in-form sides both fancying
their chances of a series victory.



Darren Gough talks about why he loves 'sledging' at The Ashes



The war of words gives a unique edge to the sporting clashCredit: Getty



Many good pals every two years face off for a small urnCredit: Getty
But as ever, the battle has already been raging for months in the traditional war of words between the sides and their supporters.

Known as “sledging”, the taunting gives this sporting clash its unique edge.

Legendary former England bowler Darren Gough, 52, recalls: “As a player, you get it from the second you land on opposition soil.

“They’re in your face, calling you all sorts, saying you haven’t got a chance  . . . but, weirdly, you love it.


“I’d sat squeezed on the plane between (Mike) Gatting and (Graham) Gooch and got off after 20 hours of flying to total chaos.

“But it gave me the chance to be a showman and a personality, as well as a sportsman.

“I guess what I really wanted was to be on Saturday night telly, so playing in The Ashes was the next best thing.

“It let you play a character.” Brilliant character


He jokes: “What every Ashes player really wants is to go and play at their place and beat them.

“That’s the best response to the sledging and it’s how you earn respect.

“That’s why it’s OK to dish it out a bit in Ashes cricket, because there is so much mutual respect underneath it all.



His star turn — taking 20 wickets in just three Tests before sustaining an injury and landing Man of the Match in Sydney — also saw him win over Aussie fans.

He adds: “The thing with the fans in The Ashes is they’re the most brutal but also the most respectful if you perform.”

It’s a gift only the game’s biggest stars achieve, none more so than the late Shane Warne, the Aussie spin maestro who lit up his side’s bowling for a generation and brought as much to rivalry off the field as on it.

As Darren recalls: “Often you’re playing against your mates in The Ashes.

“I’d played with Aussies at Yorkshire, but you put it on hold.

“Warney was a good mate, we always stayed in touch.

“But he was brilliant in The Ashes, he was what it was all about, a proper competitor and a brilliant character.”

Shane, who passed away last year aged 52, had a love-hate relationship with the Brit faithful, epitomised during his romance with glamorous actress and model Liz Hurley — which had made headlines around the world.

He revealed he had even given her “sledging lessons” to prepare her for the sport’s fiery atmosphere.

As his career progressed, heckles and abuse would often change to chants of admiration as Warne kept dazzling on the field.

England fans would sing, “We only wish you were English” to the blond-haired idol, who removed his hat and bowed to opposition supporters with a broad grin in a show of mutual respect.

But it was Shane’s reputation as a ladies’ man which gave rise to one of the sport’s many great moments.

Former England all-rounder Adam Hollioake, 51, who had been born in Australia but played for England, recalled how he was braced for a rough ride during his first Test when Warne mockingly began reeling off the names of his Aussie relatives.

He jokes: “I knew when I came out to bat I was going to get it.

“I’m thinking, ‘I just had a really good performance against them in the one-dayers so I know they’re going to be out for me’.

“They said, ‘Here he is, playing his first game for England, all his family back in Australia wishing he was playing for Australia — Uncle Rex’.

“I was like, ‘S***, they know Uncle Rex. How do they know Uncle Rex?’.

“Then they said ‘Aunty Jan’. I was like, ‘How the hell do you guys know Aunty Jan?’.

“They had gone away and found out the names of all my relatives.

“I knew Warnie was a bit of a womaniser at the time. I was like, ‘Has Warnie been with my Aunty Jan?’.

“As I faced my first ball in Test cricket that’s all I can think about.

“My first ball is just a blur. I’m just trying to solve the puzzle, has Warnie been around to see my Aunty Jan?”

Adam managed to push the distraction aside, scoring 45 in the first innings.

But England slumped to a crushing 64-run loss and Australia won the series 3-2.

This year’s contest looks set to be a tight battle, with both sides packed with promising talent and a fierce desire to win, a shift in the England camp’s mood that many fans trace back to the side’s historic 2005 victory, spearheaded by Andrew “Freddie” Flintoff, whose bleary-eyed celebrations at Downing Street with Kevin Pietersen went down in folklore.

Darren explains: “That’s really when The Ashes changed again, it reignited it.

“There had been a period before where Australia had just dominated, they had such a strong squad and every series had been so one-sided it had lost some of its appeal.

2. Shane Warne v Paul Collingwood

After winning the 2005 Ashes, all England’s players were awarded the MBE.

This included Paul Collingwood, who’d only played once and scored seven and ten.

In the 2006-07 series, Warne says to him: “You got an MBE, right? For scoring seven at the Oval? That’s embarrassing.”

3. Merv Hughes v Graham Gooch

Getting the better of England batsman Gooch, Aussie bowler Hughes says: “Would you like me to bowl a piano and see if you can play that?”

4. Merv Hughes v Robin Smith

Hughes is bowling deliveries that Smith can’t hit.

He tells him: “If you turn the bat over you’ll get the instructions, mate.”

5. Phil Tufnell v Aussie fans

Fielding on the boundary, future Question of Sport captain Tufnell is reportedly told: “Oi, Tufnell. Lend us your brain, we’re building an idiot!”

6. Glenn McGrath v Michael Atherton

McGrath says: “Athers, it would help if you got rid of the s*** at the end of your bat.”

So Atherton looks at the bottom of his bat. And McGrath says: “No, mate, at the other end.”

7. Craig McDermott v Phil Tufnell

After getting bowled by Tufnell, McDermott says: “You’ve got to bat on this in a minute, Tuffers. Hospital food suit you?”

8. Michael Atherton v Ian Healy

Healy at Sydney Test: “You’re a f***ing cheat.”

Atherton: “When in Rome, dear boy.”

9. Allan Border v Robin Smith

After Smith asks for a drink during the 1989 Trent Bridge Test, Border says: “What do you think this is, a f***ing tea party? No, you can’t have a glass of water, you can wait like the rest of us.”

10. Michael Vaughan v Ricky Ponting

When England’s Vaughan is welcomed to the crease with some sledging from Ponting, he replies: “Get back to the slips, Ponting. Who do you think you are, Steve Waugh?”

11. Merv Hughes v Robin Smith Part Two

Merv Hughes gets in the first dig to Smith.

Hughes: “You can’t bat.”

Smith hits Hughes for four.

Smith: “Hey Merv, we make a fine pair.

“I can’t bat and you can’t bowl.”




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ALL FOR THE TRAGIC. KARMACHROMATIC FIRST BALL

[Gilly Goodness]

Stokes wins toss. Will bat.


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UPON US EQUAL SHINES THE SUN

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let the batting begin

[Gilly Goodness]

Anthems first 😂

"Our home is girt by sea!"







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STILL I DREAM OF A SKY WITHOUT FIRE

[Gilly Goodness]

FIRST BALL OF THE SUMMER


Crawley to face Cummins.

wow 4 . Bazball begins. Bloody hell. 😯


what a start. The crowd is heavin'. Barmy Army already singin' Jerusalem.

Ricky Pontin' has a nervous edge to his voice.

Can the Poms continue this?



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NIGHT CAME CALLING THROUGH FOREST MIST

[Gilly Goodness]

DAY ONE:

Just woke up to watch highlights. Gotta give it to England. Decent score. Scored briskly. Root looked great. Elegant batsman, even doin' reverse scoops! 🤣

Brook unlucky. A few rash shots. Ominous turn for Lyon already.

Looks like a real contest. 🤩



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TIKKUN OLAM. SPIRITUS MUNDI

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not a bad day for England, coulda been a little better, wish we'd have batted on until Anderson was brought to the crease but still. They need to bowl well tomorrow!

[Sharp On Attack]

Damn I thought it was a thread about the highly anticipated (by me only) release of the Jon Anderson album in collaboration with Haun, Elias and the Sherwood brothers...The one I decided to call ASHES Anderson Sherwood Haun Elias Sherwood...

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Damn I thought it was a thread about the highly anticipated (by me only) release of the Jon Anderson album in collaboration with Haun, Elias and the Sherwood brothers...The one I decided to call ASHES Anderson Sherwood Haun Elias Sherwood...

haha

[Gilly Goodness]

Damn I thought it was a thread about the highly anticipated (by me only) release of the Jon Anderson album in collaboration with Haun, Elias and the Sherwood brothers...The one I decided to call ASHES Anderson Sherwood Haun Elias Sherwood...

Cute. 😚



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IN THE AFTERGLOW. SPORT IS ALL WE KNOW

[Gilly Goodness]

DAY 2: THANK ALLAH FOR UZI!!!






Yeah. Just woke up. In shock with Labber's golden duck. England still on top. Though will have to bowl last whereas they like to chase.

Broad on fire but big fella, keep that big foot behind the line 😂

Hope Carey and Khawaja can kick on 2moro. What a time to be alive!! 😆



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TIME CIRCLES. CIRCLES OF TIME

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Aussies seem to have the front foot..... not holding out too much hope for England, we will need a fast start tomorrow....