Australian Open 2022

[Gilly Goodness]

ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL





We give you, Mr and Mrs Kissick.

Congrats. ♥️

[Gilly Goodness]

Oh Boom Boom.


Gettin' mixed up with the Duchess of York's wealthy friends will never end well.

Heh, maybe your knobhead mate Novaxx will visit you in the big house.

[Ash Armstrong]

[Gilly Goodness]

Yep. Lookout. There's a new girl in town.
On the fairways. Ash is set to play in New Jersey later this year in a celeb tourney also featurin' Harry Kane and Ernie Els.

Pictured with her fiance Gary who is a golf club professional. They are movin' into a mansion a seven iron from his course in Queensland. In her shortish career she did pocket 34 million US smackeroonis plus endorsements.

[soundchaser09]

sad Barty has retired she was a class above though Swiatek is proving herself handily now as new number 1.

[Gilly Goodness]

Look, noone down here condones his conduct. He is an entertainer and genuinely a caring guy. Lets himself down on occasion. I give him 2 or 3 more years of this circus.

My wife and I are Team Coco. Hope she doesn't lose the love of the sport.

[Gtkgasman]

Heh. He's a work in progress. No. He's a dickhead.

If he could dial it down to 5 instead of 10 it would be better.

That's why we'll miss Miss Barty's grace and dignity. 😉

Oh no. And you were his biggest proponent couple months ago. Lol. That’s why I posted it. 😆. I said I would give him a chance after all the good things you showed he has done. Guess he needs to put a few more good checks in the box to even it out again. 😊

yes - we all will miss her.

[Gilly Goodness]

Nick K had a bit of a meltdown last week.....yikes....

Heh. He's a work in progress. No. He's a dickhead.

If he could dial it down to 5 instead of 10 it would be better.

That's why we'll miss Miss Barty's grace and dignity. 😉

[Gtkgasman]

Nick K had a bit of a meltdown last week.....yikes....

[Gilly Goodness]

Or maybe...

[Gilly Goodness]

The rumours are "heating" up. 😁


( press conference today )


Ash played professional cricket for Brisbane Heat in the WBBL. As shown above.

[Gtkgasman]

THE BARTY PARTY IS OVER




Take the balloons down. Put the cork back in the bottle of champers.

BREAKING NEWS


Ash Barty is to retire from tennis. At 25.

SHOCK NEWS.

Press conference tommorrow.

I would speculate she is pregnant. Engaged to her guy. A golf pro.

She quit before aged 19 to play professional cricket.
She plays off scratch in golf. Some kids then a golfing career? Who knows.

THIS IS BIG!


( somewhere in Eastern Europe. A woman is wakin' up to be the new world's #1 )

Wow

[Gilly Goodness]

You owe us nothin', Ash. Good luck with your next dream.

[Gilly Goodness]

THE BARTY PARTY IS OVER




Take the balloons down. Put the cork back in the bottle of champers.

BREAKING NEWS


Ash Barty is to retire from tennis. At 25.

SHOCK NEWS.

Press conference tommorrow.

I would speculate she is pregnant. Engaged to her guy. A golf pro.

She quit before aged 19 to play professional cricket.
She plays off scratch in golf. Some kids then a golfing career? Who knows.

THIS IS BIG!


( somewhere in Eastern Europe. A woman is wakin' up to be the new world's #1 )

[Ash Armstrong]

Novaxx not allowed to enter USA.

Norbert wanted to play in 2 events.

Boo f-n' hoo!

Well done America.

Well done CDC.

( During Novaxx's Australian expulsion, his father kvetched to Russian Television that 500 million folks were out to get his son. In the Russo-Slavic world 500 million folks is "code" for USA,UK and Australia.)

AUKUS.

The Anglosphere.

He may want to revise that number to now include the EU and pretty much the entire world. Good luck with that moving forward Russo-Slavic bloc.

All he has to do is get jabbed. What a pillock.