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    #1

    Australian Open 2022

    The Open is now closed to Jocker Docker.

    BREAKING NEWS

    Novak Djokovic has had his visa to enter Australia cancelled after being blocked by the Federal Border Force. Locked up overnight under armed guard, and questioned. His father has pleaded with people (Serbian diaspora) to take to the streets. He has been held in detention for 8 hours.

    At first granted by TA and the Victorian Government, it seems he has filled out the wrong visa form. Oh dear. Maybe he'll sort it out. He'll need to manifest all that "SS Commandant" energy he is famous for. Or take an injury timeout.

    Part of me would love to see the crowd's reaction to this unvaccinated Norbert. Melbourne has suffered more lockdowns than any city in the world.

    In other Open warmup news, Ash Barty came from 1 set down to beat Coco Gauff in Adelaide.
    Last edited by Gilly Goodness; 01-05-2022, 05:31 PM.
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    #2
    Jocker Docker would have the chance to be the most successful grand slam winner in history if he didn't

    1. Hit a ball not in play, in anger and hit a lineswoman in the head. Out of US open.

    2. Been vaccinated twice, 2 years into a pandemic.
    Probably out of Aus open.

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      #3
      Twitter Gold.

      Why did Novak pay for his flight to Australia with AmEx?


      His visa didn't work.

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        #4
        Good. Not a fan of ND. Diva, baby, always complaining or crying and bitching and moaning about something.

        No doubt helluva player.

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          #5
          Now the truth is starting to come out...



          Also reports are coming in that as per Australian Border Force standard procedure in dealing with an illegal non-citizen ( ABF have their own TV show busting crims) Djokovic would have been led handcuffed out of Melbourne Airport back entrance in a tinted windowed van to a refugee quarantine hotel, without contact, windows that don't open and again tinted. He will be deported on the first flight to Serbia this evening.

          PM Scott Morrison is unapologetic.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Gilly Goodness View Post
            Now the truth is starting to come out...



            Also reports are coming in that as per Australian Border Force standard procedure in dealing with an illegal non-citizen ( ABF have their own TV show busting crims) Djokovic would have been led handcuffed out of Melbourne Airport back entrance in a tinted windowed van to a refugee quarantine hotel, without contact, windows that don't open and again tinted. He will be deported on the first flight to Serbia this evening.

            PM Scott Morrison is unapologetic.
            Yikes. I’m not a fan of the guy. But jeez....

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              #7
              Shoulda learnt from Pistol and Boo. The dogs Johnny Depp and Amber Heard smuggled into our country. Our deputy PM wanted them euthanized.

              Novaxx has his lawyers in federal court right now. The President of Serbia has petitioned Morrison. Novaxx's father has called him Spartacus, leader of the free world. He's moaning to Russian TV. That's always a good look to say something like that. Meanwhile tens of thousands of Australians, as I did, line up for PCR tests and search for rare RAT tests. In the hot sun.


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                #8
                Yep. See. Like I said, He will cry and bitch and moan like usual......

                I’ve say to my buddies all the time, about these diva athletes - they are just entertainers, employees, like anyone else. Follow the rules of the employer or get out, get fired l, shut up, and entertain me. That’s what I paid for. Not their opinions and views on the world.

                If if I want opinions and views on the world, I can listen to my own mundane drivel. 😂😂😂😂.

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                  #9
                  Should have put him on a slow packet steamer back to Europe. He could have worked for his passage for a change... 😆😆
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                    #10
                    I think he'll be allowed to play.

                    Massive respect to Australia if they kick his sorry ass out of the country.

                    Let's hope.
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                      #11
                      From the UK Times...

                      Why am I not surprised Serbia has a vaccination rate of only 50 %.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by RelayerI View Post
                        I think he'll be allowed to play.

                        Massive respect to Australia if they kick his sorry ass out of the country.

                        Let's hope.
                        People around Djokovic claim he's been held prisoner, to which the foreign secretary of Australia has responded: "No, he's not being held prisoner. He can leave the hotel anytime he wants. As long as he immediately leaves the country as well." 🤣🤣🤣
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                          #13
                          a tricky situation, but if he doesn't have a valid medical exemption then it is what it is. I regard him as the greatest overall given how he has won all grand slams at least twice, has the most masters and most weeks at number 1, however I have always been a huge Federer fan myself.
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                            #14
                            "So you're covid positive Novak?"
                            "Sure. But I still get the stamp, right?"
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                              https://youtu.be/NA3O07XotxE Smug Gutfeld, Oily Watters excel in stupidity. Must watch... thankfully Hiraldo supplies balance and nuance.

                              Livestream of court hearing on Youtube in 26 minutes.

                              https://youtu.be/xEqqIVpeAOk

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