Australian Open 2023

[Gilly Goodness]

The major that always delivers drama starts today with qualifiers. What drama can we expect this year?






• Naomi Osaka has already withdrawn possibly due to sufferin' depression and anxiety as is bein' reported.

• Novaxx Joker has a dodgy hamstring.

• Italian woman Camilla Giorgi exposed as fake vaxx cheat from last year. Her doctor is singin' like a canary. Pictured above.

• Ash Barty is preggers. Repeat. Preggers. Expect future champion in 17 years.

• Elton John currently on tour may perform this Monday night.

• American Tiafoe looks good at this stage.

• Young Alcarez has withdrawn with injury.

• Sir Nick Kyrgios stars in new Netflix tennis doco.

• Emma Raducano may be out with injury.

• Russian and Belarus players playin' as non-aligned neutrals. Can't wait for Medvedev to open his trap.

So. It's all happenin' already. 😎

[soundchaser09]

hopin one of the younger players on the mens side can take it, Medvedev or Zverev. Maybe even Felix Auger Aliiasimme or Jannik Sinner would be nice.

[Gilly Goodness]

Osaka pregnant. That's the reason she's not here. Repeat. Osaka pregnant 🤗






plus.

UNFILTERED V UNVACCINATED

Charity match between Sir Nick Kyrgios and Novaxx soon before Open gets underway. Expect lots of clownin' around by the 2 buddies!!!

[Somis Sound]

hopin one of the younger players on the mens side can take it, Medvedev or Zverev. Maybe even Felix Auger Aliiasimme or Jannik Sinner would be nice.

BORG forever....

[Gilly Goodness]

She's an athlete. Next up she plays our little Coco.
Must see TV!!!




Btw BREAKIN' NEWS







Sir Nick Kyrgios has retired hurt with a knee swellin' before he even picks up his racquet. Knighted in January by King Charles III and rumoured to be the favourite of the Queen consort Camilla, it is a blow for Aussie fans. More to come....

[soundchaser09]

I am surprised by every Raducanu win these days. She had a massive drop in form after the US Open win a couple of years back.

I'm looking forward to seeing who will negotiate their way to the titles, it feels like an upset is possible in the mens given Novak's injury and Nadal's age. The women's is always unpredictable, best of luck to Rybakina, id like her to have some success following her Wimbledon triumph.

[Gilly Goodness]

She's got the guns!!! Sakkari

[Gilly Goodness]

Nadal gone. Adios.

[Gilly Goodness]

POPPY'S DONE IT!!!! GO YOU GOOD THING!!! absolute scenes. the crowd won't let him speak....Poppy Poppy Poppy

[Gilly Goodness]

THE DEMON. Will run and run and run. He bad!!!




Keep a rollin' 😆

[Gilly Goodness]

THE GOLDEN GREEK



if he wins the whole damn thing, will build a school in Melbourne.

Novaxx is just shitty with havin' his hamstring injury questioned. And tacitly supportin' Putin's war where schools are destroyed. His father appears on Russian TV. Superior race Slavs. They hate the "500 million". Slavic code for USA,UK and Australia. You'll never hear him say anything like that in English speakin' press conferences. But Google his Serbian language interviews. Revealin'.

Wonder who I will root for???

[soundchaser09]

Djokovic is unstopable. The GOAT surely.

Hoping the Rybakina/Azarenka clash lives up to the billing! I enjoy watching both of em.

[Gilly Goodness]

Detained by Victorian Police. Good.





May be sent to a gulag in the outback desert. 😉

[Gilly Goodness]

BREAKIN' NEWS





Novaxx's father Srdjan, seen with Pro-Putin spectators who are currently detained by Police. Major Story is developin'....

[Gilly Goodness]

GO OUR ORTHODOX BROTHERS!!! THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE IS BACK, BROTHER!!!
WE LOVE YOU, PUTIN!!!


Would this be tolerated at Wimbledon or Flushing Meadows or Roland Garros ??? Propaganda video from a dude called Aussie Cossack. This really happened in Melbourne. Aussie Cossack is currently hidin' in the Russian Consulate. He's some piece of work.


Meanwhile...Srdjan






Srdjan Djokervic will go on Russian TV and laugh at the decadent Westerners.

https://youtu.be/1MCPYdm8kZM