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  • #61
    Out for 185.

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    • #62
      I think this belongs to you, or will shortly..
      Sometimes the lights all shining on me, other times I can barely see.
      Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it’s been.

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      • #63
        A deeply and impressively incompetent display from England I must say.

        If they'd really wanted players with little or no natural talent and a generally uncompetitive demeanour you'd have thought they'd have sent me...

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        • #64
          Not even tragic. It's funny.

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          • #65
            Well, had to get a covid test today at a walkin facility, 2 hours, knew when I got back to Sydney that Stokes was out. So hoped Rooty Tooty could make 150 and make a game of it. But no. Got home and Pointless was on the telly with Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. Can they bat?

            Pointless.




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            • #66
              You know that girl in your village. She's the third sister, a bit plain,wears hand me downs, no makeup. Maybe stays home when the big dance is on. Helping her mother sew old clothes and clean dirty pots and pans. She's a toiler. Sweet soul. Shy. No airs or Grace's. But for one day, one season she walks taller, perhaps free in her self knowledge, perhaps a new boy has shown interest , her sisters married and now it is her time to shine.


              Scott Boland is a bit like her.

              I've seen him play domestic cricket for 10 years. A willing toiler. In T20 he charges in, short and squat. Gets results.

              They say a fox knows many things. A hedgehog only one. But it knows it deeply. Boland is the hedgehog bowling at his local ground, the MCG.

              6 for 7. Off 24 balls.

              1 of those runs scored off a drop catch by Green in the gully. There is some priceless filmed commentary on YT showing all 24 balls. Mark Taylor gobsmacked. Merv Hughes loving that he can go and have a chicken parmigiano early says it all. I'll spare you all the link.

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              • #67
                I've tracked down several vids on YT. I'm a masochist like that.

                I think Leach being dismissed and Stokes coming in, eventually, the night before was probably the end. Well done Aus, phenomenal performance.
                Scott Boland seems like a very shy and unassuming chap.
                Sometimes the lights all shining on me, other times I can barely see.
                Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it’s been.

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                • #68
                  BBC News - Ashes: Five stages of grief for the England Test team
                  England's latest Ashes defeat has caused the nation's fans to go through the all-too-familiar stages of cricketing grief, writes BBC Sport's Stephan Shemilt.
                  Sometimes the lights all shining on me, other times I can barely see.
                  Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it’s been.

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                  • #69


                    Until next time England
                    The Definitive YES Albums

                    -The Yes Album-Fragile-Close to the Edge-Tales From Topographic Oceans-
                    -Relayer-Going for the One-Drama-90125-Big Generator-Union-Talk-
                    -The Ladder-Magnification-Fly From Here-The Quest-Mirror to the Sky-

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                    • #70
                      BREAKING NEWS

                      Travis Head out of 4th Test with covid.

                      Steve Smith stuck in lift for 55 minutes. Some say if he was English, he would've been out quicker.

                      I'll get ma coat.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Gilly Goodness
                        BREAKING NEWS

                        Travis Head out of 4th Test with covid.

                        Steve Smith stuck in lift for 55 minutes. Some say if he was English, he would've been out quicker.

                        I'll get ma coat.
                        Englandbattingcollapse is now all one word and in the Oxford English Dictionary....
                        Sometimes the lights all shining on me, other times I can barely see.
                        Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it’s been.

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                        • #72
                          THE WORLD TURNS PINK. TOMORROW.

                          4th Test. Sydney. The Pink test. Pink caps. Pink stumps. Raising money for the McGrath Foundation's fight against breast cancer. Glenn married a popular English lass who sadly succumbed to the disease.

                          The original ashes were presented to the travelling English captain by a comely Australian lass. Who he eventually married and he became a Lord and she a Lady.

                          So really inter-country rivalry has always been sweetened by such love matches. So hopefully the 3 Lions can bat for pride and extend the match and the opportunity to raise money for a great cause.

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                          • #73
                            4th Test Day 1

                            It's a New Year's Miracle!

                            Drizzly all morning. The sun has come out. Hope that's the end of ex-tropical cyclone Seth off the East coast.

                            Toss in 10 minutes.
                            Broad in.
                            Khawaja in. For Head who is isolating.
                            Boland back.

                            Expecting a crowd of 35,000
                            Last edited by Gilly Goodness; 01-04-2022, 02:13 PM.

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                            • #74
                              Toss won by Cummins. Australia to bat. In 30 mins.

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                              • #75
                                Australia 1-50

                                Warner gone. Nicking Broad. On and off with showers.

                                Now bucketing down.
                                Last edited by Gilly Goodness; 01-05-2022, 10:42 AM.

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