It was 2 days before Christmas.
A heavy humidity hung in the air. Carols piped harmoniously along the high street.
The family was desperate to procur the Christmas ham.
The prawns. chicken and salads were all organised.
Striding to the butchers I was determined to snaffle a decent shoulder.
Many people were lined up. Masked up to reisist Omicron.
Time was of the essence. Scanning the shelves, I guessed all the hams had been sold.
So I left disappointed. Unhappy that Christmas smiles were on the line. We love our ham.
Picked up my son from basketball. I asked if he could go online. He was dubious. I said, bugger it.
Let's try Woolworths. So scanning the shelves inside for small shoulders. It looked hopeless.
Could we really go pork. No. Goddammit. Asked an employee who guided me through the chaos to the right door.
And there it lay. Nestled among sausages and lamb chops.
Golden light shone down as I reached in for the manuka honey ham. Small shoulder.
A miracle. I could hear trumpets. oh? Muzak. Fair enough.
How is your Xmas planning going?
A heavy humidity hung in the air. Carols piped harmoniously along the high street.
The family was desperate to procur the Christmas ham.
The prawns. chicken and salads were all organised.
Striding to the butchers I was determined to snaffle a decent shoulder.
Many people were lined up. Masked up to reisist Omicron.
Time was of the essence. Scanning the shelves, I guessed all the hams had been sold.
So I left disappointed. Unhappy that Christmas smiles were on the line. We love our ham.
Picked up my son from basketball. I asked if he could go online. He was dubious. I said, bugger it.
Let's try Woolworths. So scanning the shelves inside for small shoulders. It looked hopeless.
Could we really go pork. No. Goddammit. Asked an employee who guided me through the chaos to the right door.
And there it lay. Nestled among sausages and lamb chops.
Golden light shone down as I reached in for the manuka honey ham. Small shoulder.
A miracle. I could hear trumpets. oh? Muzak. Fair enough.
How is your Xmas planning going?
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