Sam Kerr to carry flag down Westminster Abbey at the Coronation

[Gilly Goodness]

BREAKIN' NEWS : SAM KERR






Globally renowned captain of the Australian Womens football team know as The Matildas will carry our flag down Westminster Abbey. Leadin' PM Anthony Albanese, a Republican who will organize a referendum to become truly independant.

They will attend, like the Northern Irish Republican Sinn Fein leader Michelle O'Neill. As a sign of respect and a commitment for ongoin' peace. Bravo for all involved to see this happen.





Currently watchin' a Disney+ 6 part doco behind the scenes of the Matildas. This would make great content. Part 2 in a year's time?

Here is a video of Sam recievin' The Young Australian of the Year award from the then PM Malcolm Turnbull.

https://youtu.be/mjTZW9QojcU

SNOWFLOWER ELDER SAY STAND STRONG

[madbear]

Why would anyone agree to do anything for the inbred billionaires wasting the nation's money?

[Gilly Goodness]

Why would anyone agree to do anything for the inbred billionaires wasting the nation's money?

True. But what are you gonna do? Would mean another revolution. Guillotines set up in Trafalgar Square? George, Charlotte and Louis spared to go and be raised by Meghan and Harry in meritocratic California. Why not?


In other breakin' news Nick Cave will also represent Australia and Adam Hills will limp into Westminster Abbey. 🤣 I kid. I'm a big fan of the Last Leg. The only way you'll ever hear anythin' about contemporary Australia on British telly.





SNOWFLOWER ELDER SAY THEN FOR A RAINDROP

[madbear]

Last Leg was funny first time round... not any more. Anyway, we had Dame Edna, and have friends in Australia.

Just take the land and money away from them all and give them a flat and cermonial duties. if they want it of course.

would revolution be that bad though? off with their heads!

[pjt]

True. But what are you gonna do? Would mean another revolution. Guillotines set up in Trafalgar Square? George, Charlotte and Louis spared to go and be raised by Meghan and Harry in meritocratic California. Why not?


In other breakin' news Nick Cave will also represent Australia and Adam Hills will limp into Westminster Abbey. 🤣 I kid. I'm a big fan of the Last Leg. The only way you'll ever hear anythin' about contemporary Australia on British telly.





SNOWFLOWER ELDER SAY THEN ALL FOR A RAINDROP

It's interesting folklore like the bullfighting in Spain. Though it's getting out of fashion lately.

As for a revolution, it's totally unnecessary Charles is on his way to implode the next time a pen doesn't work.

[Gilly Goodness]

As per Royal tradition the Coronation will include the annointin' of the Royal Swan Eggs. Laid by the late Queen's favourite Swans who have been spoonfed duck livers.

The Archbishop of Canterbury will as per tradition drop the two eggs from his mouth onto the new King's head. A sacred moment.

Republicans are in uproar as eggs are extremely hard to find and expensive to buy in the current cost of livin' crisis. Buckingham Palace has refused to comment.





SNOWFLOWER ELDER SAY STATIC TO OBSCURE

[hammerhead]

Why would anyone agree to do anything for the inbred billionaires wasting the nation's money?

Because tradition? I like to think I don't care about the royal family as an American, yet I still found myself at Buckingham Palace and Kensington Palace when we visited London.

[pjt]

Because tradition? I like to think I don't care about the royal family as an American, yet I still found myself at Buckingham Palace and Kensington Palace when we visited London.

I heard people visit Alcatraz too.

[Gilly Goodness]

TO PLEDGE OR NOT TO PLEDGE








Yeah. Nah. That's a hard no.

But. Let people be happy.

Do I begrudge Chuck Chunder's big day? No.






Do I begrudge a village elder in the New Guinea highlands bein' crowned with cassowary headdress feathers and garlanded with conch shells and crocodile teeth?

No. I wouldn't.

Same deal. Leadership. Society. Ritual. Celebration.

Redistribution of a bit of the wealth would be nice.

However. UK. You do you!!!! 😁


Bottom line: as long as they don't recolonise Ireland, kill,plunder and destroy the language and social fabric. I'm good with it all.

Keen to pick out Sam Kerr + flag + PM Albo. Go you good things!!!


Prince Harry sulkin' in the shadows.
Prince Andrew with his noble demeanor. 😉
Both still in the line of succession we are asked to pledge to.

Nope.




SNOWFLOWER ELDER SAY PIP PIP HOORAY

[pianozach]

True. But what are you gonna do? Would mean another revolution. Guillotines set up in Trafalgar Square?

Um, well, THAT I would watch.

Brits and their quaint little inbred monarchy.

Due to British colonialism, which saw the British Empire invade and conquer regions across the world for centuries, King Charles is now the monarch and head of state of the UK and 14 other countries.

[Gilly Goodness]

Think I may have involuntarily released some urine when I saw this in the UK Daily Telegraph:








SNOWFLOWER ELDER SAY NOT MY QUICHE

[Gilly Goodness]

Off to bed soon. About 2moro.

Would be a shame if NOT MY KING or STOP OIL
somehow disrupt this feudal vassal-a-thon. 😉


Good night and may your Protestant God go with you.





SNOWFLOWER ELDER SAY RETURN THE KOH-I-NOOR

[pjt]

Off to bed soon. About 2moro.

Would be a shame if NOT MY KING or STOP OIL
somehow disrupt this feudal vassal-a-thon. 😉


Good night and may your Protestant God go with you.

SNOWFLOWER ELDER SAY RETURN THE KOH-I-NOOR

It's kind of funny and sad at the same time that everybody is passing on performing during the coronation.
After Katy Perry and Lionel Richie who's next, a mariachi band and the London Bar Mitzvah stars? While the big stars are all booked for that particular day, or they have to urgently wash their hair.

[hammerhead]

I prefer to say I'll be sorting my sock drawer when I don't want to attend an event and don't have a good excuse.

It's kind of funny and sad at the same time that everybody is passing on performing during the coronation.
After Katy Perry and Lionel Richie who's next, a mariachi band and the London Bar Mitzvah stars? While the big stars are all booked for that particular day, or they have to urgently wash their hair.

[Gilly Goodness]

It's kind of funny and sad at the same time that everybody is passing on performing during the coronation.
After Katy Perry and Lionel Richie who's next, a mariachi band and the London Bar Mitzvah stars? While the big stars are all booked for that particular day, or they have to urgently wash their hair.

Well Ed Sheeran has been involved with his court case. So his energies would have been distracted.

The usual suspects Adele, Kylie, Spice Girls are all AWOL. Curiously. Rod Stewart wheezed his way embarrassingly through Sweet Caroline at the Platty Jublee. 😯

My dream concert would be Queen, Oasis, Mike Oldfield, Kylie and Dannii, Robbie Williams with Delta Goodrem, Sir Paul and Elton. Not too shabby.


Havin' Perry and Ritchie seems odd. Americans. Judges on American Idol. 🤔


Perry's bloke, Orlando Bloom isn't even goin'. And he's English 😮



SNOWFLOWER ELDER SAY BLUE-GREEN DREAM