New meanings for old words

[Jonah]

I'm sure we must have played this before, but...

Acre : someone who aches

Nitrate: the price after sundown

Syntax: a tariff on immorality

Barbecue: a line-up of female dolls

Cantaloupe: unable to run away and get married

Morbid: a higher offer

[Jonah]

Exclaim: Alimony

Shampoo: Fake faeces

Urinate: You are a natural

Culinary: Kill excess animals quickly

[Jonah]

Omelette : A small Buddhist chant

[geofmcm]

Kangaroo: I am locked inside
Gungedin: I am locked outside

[Jonah]

Kangaroo: I am locked inside
Gungedin: I am locked outside

Excellent!

[maninthemoon]

Cantaloupe: I want a big wedding
Tae Bo: Gift wrapping technique
Pandora: Give the explorer a bad review

[Jonah]

Arcade - fund raiser for Noah gig

Seizure - drunken Roman emperor

Flatulance - a vehicle that collects hedgehogs that have been run over

Aftermath - the period following calculations

[witeskyn7]

Acne - Exclaimative; A sudden pain in the knee.

Torrent - Leaning towards renting a space or device.

Ladders - Those that have only sons in their immediate family.

Female - A man made of Iron.

[cinderella]

Arbitrator - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

Carnation - A country where each person owns an automobile.

Catacomb - What a feline uses to straighten it's hair.

Hamlet - A small pig

Thesaurus - A dinosaur that studies words.

[geofmcm]

Dichotomy - captured by a welsh man
Adultery - between infancy and senility
induction - check a bird for tonsilitis
inspiration - a period when few new churches are built
parapet - keep big colourful birds

[geofmcm]

repudiate - be sick

[cinderella]

Coffee - The person upon whom one coughs.

Disaster - What happened to a woman who backed into a propellor.

Hair Salon - A place where women curl up and dye.

Octopus - A cat with eight legs.

[geofmcm]

Coffee - The person upon whom one coughs.

Disaster - What happened to a woman who backed into a propellor.

Hair Salon - A place where women curl up and dye.

Octopus - A cat with eight legs.

- or -

Coffee - share payment

disaster - say bad things about a plant

hair salon - room where you find a prince

octopus - how a scotsman talks to his cat

[cinderella]

Benign - What you be after you be eight.

Eyedropper - A clumsy ophthamologist.

Hangover - The wrath of grapes.

Lymph - To walk with a lisp.

Synonym - A linguist's favorite spice on baked apples.

[Jonah]

These are great!

[geofmcm]

genius - dare an opponent to attack us with a genie

diphtheria - drop your scientific notes in a puddle when running for a bus

elect - chinese virility drug

helicopter - discover that a neighbour has found out his wife is cheeting on him

[Sharp on Attack]

I particularly like that coughee. We do need a word for that problem !

[Jonah]

genius - dare an opponent to attack us with a genie

diphtheria - drop your scientific notes in a puddle when running for a bus

elect - chinese virility drug

helicopter - discover that a neighbour has found out his wife is cheeting on him

Great!

[cinderella]

Avoidable - What a bullfighter tried to do.

Buccaneer - What pirates pay for corn these days.

Caesarean section - High-rent area in Rome.

Parasites - What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

[Jonah]

Avoidable - What a bullfighter tried to do.

Buccaneer - What pirates pay for corn these days.

Caesarean section - High-rent area in Rome.

Parasites - What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Had to think long about Buccaneer, lol!