Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

[Meng]

Not long now ...

[Lonewolf]

It's Ghastly Spotty Cross-Eyed's birthday and she's having a disembowelling party for a few friends. The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage.

[Meng]

Proto-Python

[Lonewolf]

I know I've posted this before, but it seems to be appropriate

[Meng]

[Meng]

[Lonewolf]

And now a little music

[Meng]

We are the only church, apart from the Baptists, to do respray jobs.

[Lonewolf]

Haven't seen this before -- Jesus Christ -- the same initials as John Cleese !

[Meng]

[Meng]

Gentlemen, pray silence for the President of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things.

I thank you, gentlemen. The year has been a good one for the Society. This year our members have put more things on top of other things than ever before. But, I should warn you, this is no time for complacency. No, there are still many things, and I cannot emphasise this too strongly, not on top of other things. I myself, on my way here this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way. Shame indeed - but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thing that was not on top of another thing our society would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose. But we flourish. This year our Australasian members and the various organisations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. Well done all of you. But there is one cloud on the horizon. In this last year our Staffordshire branch has not succeeded in putting one thing on top of another. Therefore I call upon our Staffordshire delegate to explain this weird behaviour.

Er, Cutler, Staffordshire. Um ... well, Mr. Chairman, it's just that most of the members in Staffordshire feel the whole thing's a bit silly.

[Lonewolf]

In the spirit of the Favorite TV Theme thread

[Meng]

In the spirit of the Favorite TV Theme thread

This wonderful piece of music was the theme to a Brit documentary series in the 70s - can't remember which one though.

[Lonewolf]

Splunge.

[Meng]

[Lonewolf]

"Scott of the Antarctic" is on TCM right now. No one acting in a trench, though. Great! Great!

[Meng]

Yes, I've got a hat. A lion-taming hat. A hat with lion tamer on it. I got it at Harrod's.

[Lonewolf]

The complaining in the weather thread somehow reminded me of this

[Meng]

[Lonewolf]

Today YesFans seems deader than Mary, Queen of Scots