Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

[BillGuitar]

“Not today sir, no."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_Shop_sketch

[Soleil3]

"Yes. ... Oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought you were referring to me, Mr Wensleydale.”


Interesting backstory.

[HeedThisMessageTom]

Do you... do you in fact, have any cheese?

[SoLrSaYlR]

he never asked about Pepper Jack (queso de ay chihuahua!!) :- P

[Lonewolf]

What a senseless waste of human life.

[witeskyn7]

Hmmph! There simply aren't enough songs written about cheese...

[Punj Lizard]

I think it's a bit more runny than you'd like it.

[HeedThisMessageTom]

Oooooooh. The cat's eaten it.

[Camphire]

Anything to pep up the boards a bit!

[Meng]

Oooooooh. The cat's eaten it.

Has he ...

She sir.

[Meng]

[Meng]

Hmmph! There simply aren't enough songs written about cheese...

There was that album called Cheese To Ascension.

It had a live version of The Revealing Science Of Gouda.

[SouthSideGuy]

Red Leicester	“...we're fresh out...”	Original
Tilsit	“Never at the end of the week, sir. Always get it fresh first thing on Monday."	Original
Caerphilly	"Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir. I was expecting it this morning."	Original
Bel Paese	“Sorry.”	Original
Red Windsor	“Normally, sir, yes, but today the van broke down.”	Original
Stilton	“Sorry.”	Original
Gruyère	“No.”	Original
Emmental	“No.”	Original
Norwegian Jarlsberg	“No.”	Original
Liptauer	“No.”	Original
Lancashire	“No.”	Original
White Stilton	“No.”	Original
Danish Blue	“No.”	Original
Double Gloucester	“No.”	Original
Cheshire	“No.”	Original
Dorset Blue Vinney	“No.”	Original
Brie	“No.”	Original
Roquefort	“No.”	Original
Pont l'Evêque	“No.”	Original
Port Salut	“No.”	Original
Savoyard[5]	“No.”	Original
Saint-Paulin	“No.”	Original
Carré de l'Est	“No.”	Original
Boursin	“No.”	Original
Bresse-Bleu	“No.”	Original
Perle de Champagne	“No.”	Original
Camembert	“Ah! We do have some Camembert, sir.... It's a bit runny, sir.... Well, as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir.... I think it's runnier than you like it, sir... Yes, sir." (bends below counter and reappears) "Oh... the cat's eaten it."	Original
Gouda	“No.”	Original
Edam	“No.”	Original
Caithness	“No.”	Original
Smoked Austrian	“No.”	Original
Sage Derby	“No.”	Original
Wensleydale	“Yes. ... Oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought you were referring to me, Mr Wensleydale.”	Original
Greek Feta	“Ah, not as such.”	MT&H
Gorgonzola	“No.”	Original
Parmesan	“No.”	Original
Mozzarella	“No.”	Original
Pipo Crem'[6]	“No.”	Original
Fynbo	“No.”	Original
Czechoslovakian sheep's milk cheese	“No.”	Original
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese	“Not today sir, no.”	Original
Cheddar	“Well, I'm afraid we don't get much call for it around these parts.”	Original
Ilchester	“I'll have a look sir.” “No.”	Original
Limburger	“No.”	Original
Any cheese at all	Customer: “Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. Now, do you have any cheese at all?” Shop owner: “No.” (shoots cheese shop owner)

[Lonewolf]

Being one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean Muse, I wonder if Steve Howe has ever played a bouzouki?

[Kaytwo]

Back in the 70' there was a book called the Monty Python "Paperbok"that was quickly pulled from the shelves due to a lawsuit of some sort.(they got a few of those back then; John Denver sued the pants of them for a skit on an album that got pulled too.) Anyway, the book had a complete instructions of the rules and format to play "Cheese-shop". If either player can't name a cheese or, can't give an excuse....you punch the other in the nose.
Jolly good fun.

[BillGuitar]

Papperbok

(The John Denver parody of "Annie's Song" was on the Python's White Album)
I also loved what sounded like an entire furniture store being demolished in "Death Of Mary, Queen Of Scots"

[Meng]

(The John Denver parody of "Annie's Song" was on the Python's White Album)

Otherwise known as the Contractual Obligation Album. It's on some CD versions but not on others.

I also loved what sounded like an entire furniture store being demolished in "Death Of Mary, Queen Of Scots"

Take this Mary, Queen Of Scots ...

[Lonewolf]

Must...stop...quoting...Monty...Python...

[Kaytwo]

I remember the day they announced the John Denver lawsuit. I was soon in line with several others at Tower records getting the last copies before the pull.
"and now for the sound of John Denver being strangled"........"you came on my pillow...aggahaghagahagah!!"

Apparently, John didn't find that funny at all.

[Kaytwo]

I remember the day they announced the John Denver lawsuit. I was soon in line with several others at Tower records getting the last copies before the pull.
"and now for the sound of John Denver being strangled"........"you came on my pillow...aggahaghagahagah!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_vt1KIV8zQ