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    Apple iTit (warning Nudity)

    Apple does it again!!!!!



    Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breasts. The iTit® will cost between $499 and $699 depending on speaker size.

    This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.
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    Re: Apple iTit (warning Nudity)

    Thanks for the mammaries.

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    I love it! If this is real, I'm for it. What's not to like about this?

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    Thanks for keeping us abreast of the current product.
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    Guys, stop beating about the bush here.
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    Ya gotta just love those non-anorexic li'l Eurochix, don't ya ?
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    I like the scuzzy port!
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    Re: Apple iTit (warning Nudity)

    I tried to tell you all in another thread earlier today that breasts were versatile. Now do you believe me?

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    Re: Apple iTit (warning Nudity)

    Wow, I have to say after reading the thread title, I was totally expecting to be disappointed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Dread View Post
    I tried to tell you all in another thread earlier today that breasts were versatile. Now do you believe me?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Dread View Post
    Breasts are so versatile. They even make great stationery!

    Thanks for the funny story, Henry. I'm all a-titter.

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    Re: Apple iTit (warning Nudity)

    Does Mel have them?

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    Re: Apple iTit (warning Nudity)

    Magritte would approve.
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    Re: Apple iTit (warning Nudity)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dantalion Rides Again View Post
    Wow, I have to say after reading the thread title, I was totally expecting to be disappointed.


    Rep. coming your way!

    I always like my music in stereo. Imagine how easy it would be for new moms to but their babies to sleep. Warm milk and some soothing titties, er, tunes. ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by luvyesmusic View Post
    Rep. coming your way!

    I always like my music in stereo. Imagine how easy it would be for new moms to but their babies to sleep. Warm milk and some soothing titties, er, tunes. ;-)
    I'm partial to the tune "Daisy".


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    "A liquid voice said "Son of Gods - drink from my spring..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by yesyadda View Post
    I'm partial to the tune "Daisy".


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    Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra.....

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    Re: Apple iTit (warning Nudity)

    I'm not buying until I can check out the woofer. I like tight bass.


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    Re: Apple iTit (warning Nudity)

    "Ma'am, a really nice pair of titmouse fact handbooks just came in."

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    Re: Apple iTit (warning Nudity)

    Two in the hands is worth one in the bush.

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