Hell YES!!!

[Dougnddeb]

Bad American

I Am Your Worst Nightmare.

I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
crack addicts squirting out babies.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, **** it!

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson sang.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.
In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college,
you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.

Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.

My heroes are John Wayne, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I
am freezing my ass through a long winter?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the
desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so SHUT-THE-****-UP!
already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
preaches,where does he get his money, and why is he always part of the
problem and not the solution anyway?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the
most powerful nation the world for the next four years.

I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt trip me into making
'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be
forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to
believe otherwise.

I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you, this even applies when you are President of the United States.

If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!

George Carlin for President

[aphorism]

There are no words to express how truly refreshing that was to read.

[haroldthebarrel]

Was that all George Carlin quotes? I like his philosophies! I have some too:

"Is there another word for synonym?"


"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life."


"Piano lessons sound like something a piano should take. Humans should take piano-playing lessons."

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"

"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

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