Hi, I'm New Here

[Heathcliff]

Hi :D





Hi, I'm New Here. :D



Hi :D


I'm New Here. :D



Hello.... :D

[PhaseDance]

Welcome!

[wolfhound]

Hi ! and Welcome ! ! !

[Yes_Fan_4_Life26]

Welcome, stranger!

Nice post! :D

[yesyadda]

Howdy Heathcliff. Always glad to meet a new smilie! ;)

[InverYes]

Welcome Heathcliff....a friend for Silent Wings!

[Dances w/PURPLE]

Hey Heath! Welcome!!!

[ham]

Aye right mon...
An howz Kathy tenight???

:dog2:

[Dreama]

Hi, I'm kinda new here,too. But you look newer so.....HI ! :disco:

[soulsearcher]

Hi heathcliff!
WELCOME TO YESFANS!

great to have you here..see you around! :disco:

[robin chun]

Hello Heathcliff,welcome I'm sure you'll like it here
Robin

[JaneEyre]

Hi Heathcliffe, and welcome!

Do you live on the moors? Are you in love with Catherine? Do tell!

;)

[Yes2Yes]

Welcome to Yesfans!

[ham]

Hi Heathcliffe, and welcome!

Do you live on the moors? Are you in love with Catherine? Do tell!

;)

AWA AN CRACK YER OWN GAGS MON!!! :chairshot

Sorry GHIRLLY!!! :DJsmilie:

[Heathcliff]

Aye right mon...
An howz Kathy tenight???

:dog2:

The last I saw she was listening to those old Kate Bush records and wondering what might have been. :D

[neilius]

Welcome to the site Heathcliff!

[ham]

Pfffffffffffffffft-tum Tish.....

AH THANG EEE!!!

[retires with silly grin.................]


:homer:

[JaneEyre]

AWA AN CRACK YER OWN GAGS MON!!! :chairshot

Sorry GHIRLLY!!! :DJsmilie:

:dog:

I deserved it.

[Heathcliff]

Hi Heathcliffe, and welcome!

Do you live on the moors? Are you in love with Catherine? Do tell!

;)


Ever notice how you never hear anyone that lives on a moor complaining about Global Warming? There's a good reason for that. The dreary, dank fog of an existance far removed from a sunny beach makes one pine for the sea.And to have a use for an air conditioner.

Catherine is still living in the past and enjoying it immensely.But what's a couple of hundred years between friends? I'll tell her one of the old gang was asking after her. :D

[Heathcliff]

And thanks to everyone for their welcomes. It beats chasing the Hound Of The Baskervilles across a foggy moor on a headless horse at midnight.

I mix too many metaphors. I should be mixing a martini. :D

[JaneEyre]

Ever notice how you never hear anyone that lives on a moor complaining about Global Warming? There's a good reason for that. The dreary, dank fog of an existance far removed from a sunny beach makes one pine for the sea.And to have a use for an air conditioner.

Catherine is still living in the past and enjoying it immensely.But what's a couple of hundred years between friends? I'll tell her one of the old gang was asking after her. :D

Ah, you're a love, duck.

[JaneEyre]

.... I mix too many metaphors. I should be mixing a martini. :D

Yup - you're fitting in already.

[Heathcliff]

Yup - you're fitting in already.

This is nice....nobody asking me trick questions about Mellotrons and Topographic Oceans. :D

[InverYes]

Aye right mon...
An howz Kathy tenight???

:dog2:

Awa an' crack YIR own gags ya numptie. Or wis mine tae subtle fir ye.



( I say Ham old man, it's frightfully difficult keeping up this quaint Scottish thing isn't it old chap.? Toodle pip.)

[InverYes]

So Heathcliff, do you stay anywhere near Yes Tor ?

[ham]

Awa an' crack YIR own gags ya numptie. Or wis mine tae subtle fir ye.



( I say Ham old man, it's frightfully difficult keeping up this quaint Scottish thing isn't it old chap.? Toodle pip.)


Dribble.................... :dog:

[Heathcliff]

So Heathcliff, do you stay anywhere near Yes Tor ?

Ahh, the Roof Of Devon! No, but I have enquired after it. It seems like a very nice location except for being close to a military base of some sort.

I fear it might interfere with Karma. Karma and military bases are strange bedfellows.

[JaneEyre]

Dribble.................... :dog:
You're dribbling quite a lot tonight.

There's medication you can take for that, you know.

[rick not wakeman]

Welcome aboard. Any friend of Kate (or Kathy) is a friend o' mine.

[Heathcliff]

Welcome aboard. Any friend of Kate (or Kathy) is a friend o' mine.

Thanks. I asked her to join in the fun but she is suspicious of modern technology, thinking electricity is the root of all modern evil.

So, to this day she pines on the moors after midnight waiting for the headless horseman to bring her a laptop that runs on cockleshells and puppy dog's tails.

[InverYes]

Ever been to Hound Tor and seen the guy that has the mobile snack bar there?

He calls it " The Hound of the Basket meals".

I liked it. Serves tea in real china mugs.

[Heathcliff]

Ever been to Hound Tor and seen the guy that has the mobile snack bar there?

He calls it " The Hound of the Basket meals".

I liked it. Serves tea in real china mugs.

"Selling Puns By The Pound" :lmao:

[RatFishes2]

Hello to Heathcliffe from an LLL (London Liqour Locusts).

[cinderella]

Toodle pip.
Hey Richard, I just happen to have a toodle pip smiley. http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/toodlepip.gif


Welcome to Yesfans Heathcliff! I hope you like it here.
http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/welcomesmile.gif

[Heathcliff]

[COLOR=Navy]Welcome to Yesfans Heathcliff! I hope you like it here.
http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/welcomesmile.gif

Thanks ! It's very nice here. That's quite a nice looking piano in your sig. It reminds me of that movie "The Fabulous Baker Boys". That being Michelle Pfeiffer sitting on the piano in that case. :D

[cinderella]

It reminds me of that movie "The Fabulous Baker Boys". That being Michelle Pfeiffer sitting on the piano in that case. :D

Yep I made her to look that way. Thanks for noticing. :D

[Heathcliff]

Yep I made her to look that way. Thanks for noticing. :D
It was the first thing I thought of as soon as I saw it. Nice job! :D

[InverYes]

Hey Richard, I just happen to have a toodle pip smiley. http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/toodlepip.gif



Excellent! It's an expression we use all the time in Scotland. If you want to blend in in a pub in Glasgow, that's the phrase to use. :winknudge

[cinderella]

Excellent! It's an expression we use all the time in Scotland. If you want to blend in in a pub in Glasgow, that's the phrase to use. :winknudge

I've always thought that was such a cute expression. :D
I was overjoyed when I found it in a smiley. Hee-hee!


It was the first thing I thought of as soon as I saw it. Nice job! :D

Thanks a bunch! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Cinderella528/N99%20Smileys/maikthankyousign.gif

[Heathcliff]

[COLOR=Navy] Thanks a bunch! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Cinderella528/N99%20Smileys/maikthankyousign.gif

Where do you GET all these smileys? You must have smiley factory or something. I consider it a major accomplishment when I can memorize the keystrokes for 3 or 4 of them. :D

***heads for Amazon to find "Smileys for Dummies"***

[ham]

Excellent! It's an expression we use all the time in Scotland. If you want to blend in in a pub in Glasgow, that's the phrase to use. :winknudge

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm??? :dog:

[cinderella]

Where do you GET all these smileys? You must have smiley factory or something. :D

***heads for Amazon to find "Smileys for Dummies"***

I have millions of them, something for almost every occasion you can think of.
I've also made over 2,000 dollz like the one in my signature. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Cinderella528/Toy%20Box/lovebug-039.gif

[True Believer]

Excellent! It's an expression we use all the time in Scotland. If you want to blend in in a pub in Glasgow, that's the phrase to use. :winknudge

:lmao:

Hi Heathcliff, welcome aboard Yesfans!

[Heathcliff]

I have millions of them, something for almost every occasion you can think of.
I've also made over 2,000 dollz like the one in my signature. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Cinderella528/Toy%20Box/lovebug-039.gif

When you say "millions" , you're probably not exaggerating ,are you? :D

Dollz...so you draw those ? They're very nice. I can barely draw a straight line, much less do something like this:
      ____
       .-" +' "-.
      /.'.'A_'*`.\
     |:.*'/\-\. ':|
     |:.'.||"|.'*:|
      \:~^~^~^
       /`-....-'\
  /          \
      `-.,____,.-'

I found it somewhere. :winknudge

[Heathcliff]

:lmao:

Hi Heathcliff, welcome aboard Yesfans!

:wavey:

Thanks. Nice to meet you.

[Yes2Yes]

Keep posting Heathcliff. According to your rep, you have a brilliant future here!

[Heathcliff]

Keep posting Heathcliff. According to your rep, you have a brilliant future here!

Thanks,Mike. :wavey:

[Bugeyes]

Hey Heathcliff. Glad to see you. We met in the smoke shop, earlier.

[Heathcliff]

Hey Heathcliff. Glad to see you. We met in the smoke shop, earlier.
Why, yes we did. I hope you dont mind me making fun of your avatar .Us nOObs just dont know when to shaddup!

:wavey:

[cinderella]

When you say "millions" , you're probably not exaggerating ,are you? :D



Well kinda sorta. Probably like thousands. ;)

[Bugeyes]

Why, yes we did. I hope you dont mind me making fun of your avatar .Us nOObs just dont know when to shaddup!

:wavey:No, that's why it's there, to be made fun of. :angel: Good job, you're gonna fit right in. ;)

[Heathcliff]

Well kinda sorta. Probably like thousands. ;)

Sooo.......999,999 ? :winknudge

That's my final answer, Regis. :D

[Heathcliff]

No, that's why it's there, to be made fun of. :angel: Good job, you're gonna fit right in. ;)

In the part of it that's blank, maybe you could sell ads. :D

Or have a contest for some lucky person on this site to be Photoshopped into the picture with you.
:lmao:

[Bugeyes]

In the part of it that's blank, maybe you could sell ads. :D

Or have a contest for some lucky person on this site to be Photoshopped into the picture with you.
:lmao::winknudge You killing me here, you know that?


Now I'm wondering...
Oh cut it out!
:lmao:

[Bugeyes]

:wavey:

Hi, I'm new here.

:wavey:
Hi.

Are you old yet? I'm having one of those days where I *save* threads from falling off the "3 Day posts" list.

[Heathcliff]

:wavey:

Hi, I'm new here.

:wavey:
Hi.

Are you old yet? I'm having one of those days where I *save* threads from falling off the "3 Day posts" list.

Less new, but improved. Able to leap wash-day miracles in a single bound.Make your whites whiter and your darks darker. More taste, less filling.Side effects may include glazed eyeballs.Ask your doctor if I am right for YOU!



:wavey:

[Bugeyes]

...Able to leap wash-day miracles in a single bound....:wavey:Let me guess.

You run around nekid?

[Heathcliff]

Let me guess.

You run around nekid?

Doesnt everyone ? Isnt that the reason anyone ever does laundry?

So, someone came to the door some time ago trying to sell me something I dont want/already have/dont need. In my impatience to get back to watching "Changing Rooms" reruns during the spin cycle ( They painted the room black and purple !!!!), I'd forgotten one important detail. Yes...

The young woman standing there started into her song and dance before the spectacle before her penetrated her sales-pitch addled mind.About the third sentence she stopped....and just stared as she turned the same shade of purple as the wretched living room on the TV show.

Having just noticed that it seemed rather chilly out ...and why, I said to her
"Care to join us? I'm paid up for the full hour"

And we've been together ever since. :hearts:

:D

[Bugeyes]

Doesnt everyone ? Isnt that the reason anyone ever does laundry?

So, someone came to the door some time ago trying to sell me something I dont want/already have/dont need. In my impatience to get back to watching "Changing Rooms" reruns during the spin cycle ( They painted the room black and purple !!!!), I'd forgotten one important detail. Yes...

The young woman standing there started into her song and dance before the spectacle before her penetrated her sales-pitch addled mind.About the third sentence she stopped....and just stared as she turned the same shade of purple as the wretched living room on the TV show.

Having just noticed that it seemed rather chilly out ...and why, I said to her
"Care to join us? I'm paid up for the full hour"

And we've been together ever since. :hearts:

:DWhahahahahahaaa! Interesting. I have many questions that I should not ask.

[Heathcliff]

Whahahahahahaaa! Interesting. I have many questions that I should not ask.
About watching "Changing Rooms"? One of the hosts of the show used to live on the next moor over ,and used to include "secret messages" to me in the shows.

Room painted blue=husband out of town. Being a fictional literary character=priceless.

[Sheerah]

Doesnt everyone ? Isnt that the reason anyone ever does laundry?

So, someone came to the door some time ago trying to sell me something I dont want/already have/dont need. In my impatience to get back to watching "Changing Rooms" reruns during the spin cycle ( They painted the room black and purple !!!!), I'd forgotten one important detail. Yes...

The young woman standing there started into her song and dance before the spectacle before her penetrated her sales-pitch addled mind.About the third sentence she stopped....and just stared as she turned the same shade of purple as the wretched living room on the TV show.

Having just noticed that it seemed rather chilly out ...and why, I said to her
"Care to join us? I'm paid up for the full hour"

And we've been together ever since. :hearts:

:D

I've read stories like that before. Usually they end up in someone being stabbed to death. :rolleyes:

Glad it didn't turn out that way!

[Heathcliff]

I've read stories like that before. Usually they end up in someone being stabbed to death. :rolleyes:

Glad it didn't turn out that way!

I like stories with happy endings,too. :D

[JaneEyre]

Doesnt everyone ? Isnt that the reason anyone ever does laundry?

So, someone came to the door some time ago trying to sell me something I dont want/already have/dont need. In my impatience to get back to watching "Changing Rooms" reruns during the spin cycle ( They painted the room black and purple !!!!), I'd forgotten one important detail. Yes...

The young woman standing there started into her song and dance before the spectacle before her penetrated her sales-pitch addled mind.About the third sentence she stopped....and just stared as she turned the same shade of purple as the wretched living room on the TV show.

Having just noticed that it seemed rather chilly out ...and why, I said to her
"Care to join us? I'm paid up for the full hour"

And we've been together ever since. :hearts:

:D

And thank goodness! I hated that job.....

[Heathcliff]

And thank goodness! I hated that job.....

Do you remember the part of your sales pitch when you said" I see you are a fine upstanding member of the community..." ???

You had me there....

[JaneEyre]

Do you remember the part of your sales pitch when you said" I see you are a fine upstanding member of the community..." ???

You had me there....

Yeah....sighswoonsigh....I love telling that story to the kids, too.

[Heathcliff]

Yeah....sighswoonsigh....I love telling that story to the kids, too.

87 of them later... has it really been that long? Are those encyclopedias still in the basement ? Or did we give them to the nice people at the halfway house?

The 44 Janes are the spitting image of their lovely mother.The 43 "Cliffys" remind me of various mailmen, tradespeople,and politicians that came to the door over the years for some reason.

Maybe it's because the front door was where it all started. And every time some hapless clod stands there pretending to be from the Gas company...

[JaneEyre]

That's right, folks. Heathcliff and I aren't human. We're hampsters, hence the 87 offspring. Hairless, blind offspring.







Quite sad, really.

[Heathcliff]

That's right, folks. Heathcliff and I aren't human. We're hampsters, hence the 87 offspring. Hairless, blind offspring.







Quite sad, really.

Despite your loose lip, the invasion of this planet goes as planned.All those secret messages in TFTO wont be for naught. This isnt just about us anymore.

Hamsterization of the universe is our fate,young Jane. Resistance is futile.

[Melissa]

Welcome to Yesfans, Heathcliffe.

The people here are fun and friendly and I know you'll have a wonderful time.


Hey, is that Sir Larry?

[Heathcliff]

Welcome to Yesfans, Heathcliffe.

The people here are fun and friendly and I know you'll have a wonderful time.


Hey, is that Sir Larry?

Thanks, it's already great fun.

The avatar? Yes it is sir Larry. I thought if I'm going to use a fictional literary character as a name, might as well do it right.

Actually, that's me in the picture. No it isnt.Yes it is. No it isnt.Yes it is.

No, it isnt. :D

[Melissa]

Thanks, it's already great fun.

The avatar? Yes it is sir Larry. I thought if I'm going to use a fictional literary character as a name, might as well do it right.

Actually, that's me in the picture. No it isnt.Yes it is. No it isnt.Yes it is.

No, it isnt. :D


Do it right, indeed. Not the best Hamlet, but certainly the best Heathcliff.

Oh, and you do a mean impression of someone with multiple personality disorder. Very good.

:lmao:

[Heathcliff]

Do it right, indeed. Not the best Hamlet, but certainly the best Heathcliff.

Oh, and you do a mean impression of someone with multiple personality disorder. Very good.

:lmao:

Multiple personalities? Which one of us are you talking to? Hey!!! It's MY turn to use the computer!!!! Days that end in "Y",remember??? :winknudge

:wavey:

[Melissa]

Multiple personalities? Which one of us are you talking to? Hey!!! It's MY turn to use the computer!!!! Days that end in "Y",remember??? :winknudge

:wavey:

g'night, both of you, or is it all three of you? See ya tomorrow.

[Heathcliff]

g'night, both of you, or is it all three of you? See ya tomorrow.

See ya !:wavey:

See ya !:wavey:

See ya !:wavey:

See ya !:wavey: