Bad Advice From Upper Management....ABWH

[Dances w/PURPLE]

"the shoot will be great PR"

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg

[True Believer]

Enough said.

[Steve St Thomas]

Where's Gene Simmons?
Why didn't Steve Howe stick his tongue out?
Where's the flame throwers and the dry ice?

[umgekehrt]

Priceless! :dog:

[Altres]

Weird thing is, at the time I thought they all looked old. Now, they actually look young. Heh.

Brian

[Andersonic]

This looks like a bunch of clowns, what an awful picture...luckily it was only for the Brother Of Mine video.

Anybody want to guess what Jon is thinking?

[neilius]

Ive never seen the Brother of Mine video. Ive seen that Photo before, didnt realise it was from BoM.

[InverYes]

The band would probably pay a small fortune for all copies of that to be destroyed.

[Dances w/PURPLE]

We should try and caption their thoughts. Anyone care to start?

[Joe]

"the shoot will be great PR"

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg
What the #@&%!

[Dances w/PURPLE]

"the shoot will be great PR"

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg


Darth Bruford wants YOU. (pictured with his ministers of music)

[Dances w/PURPLE]

"the shoot will be great PR"

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg


After visiting the planet Posse, the bandmates wondered why they believed the female Possians when they said "it's not contagious".

[Vic Anderson]

ok here's the deal
from the brother of mine video

you know how the soul reincarnates...
well in that video we are presented with a regression that takes us to like the stone age where out four heroes are primitive-indian and with their faces painted

the idea is that they were brothers in another liftime too all running to meet eachother from wherever they are after a calling of music.

ie how they got together... they all came together from wherever they were for the music

pretty cool idea but i can see how it can become funny :)

[fredd]

Wakeman thinks: Maybe I better stop drinking soon...

[umgekehrt]

None of them is looking too happy there.

[Orbert]

Wait, that's real? I thought someone was just having a little fun with Photoshop, based on the KISS threads of late.



Seriously, that's for real?

[Vic Anderson]

yes it is

[float_your_climb]

Howe: "I really shouldn's have taken a nap on that freshly painted park bench"

Wakey: "Please, please, spay and neuter your pets."

Bruford: "Now pro-wrestling can't ignore me...can't wait for Thursday night "Smack Down"

Anderson: "I look like a "grabber" tool for grabbing things on the top shelf"

[Steve St Thomas]

Howe: "I really shouldn's have taken a nap on that freshly painted park bench"

Wakey: "Please, please, spay and neuter your pets."

Bruford: "Now pro-wrestling can't ignore me...can't wait for Thursday night "Smack Down"

Anderson: "I look like a "grabber" tool for grabbing things on the top shelf"

:lmao:

[kmcpro615]

"the shoot will be great PR"

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg

"do do do dowm dooby do dowm dowm, comma comma dowm dooby do dowm dowm.........Making up is *hard* *to* do...."

KMCc:)
www.kurtmichaels.com

[Steve St Thomas]

ok here's the deal
from the brother of mine video

you know how the soul reincarnates...
well in that video we are presented with a regression that takes us to like the stone age where out four heroes are primitive-indian and with their faces painted

the idea is that they were brothers in another liftime too all running to meet eachother from wherever they are after a calling of music.

ie how they got together... they all came together from wherever they were for the music

pretty cool idea but i can see how it can become funny :)

O I definitely knew that was the reason why!

THIS JUST IN:
Fossilised Remains of 4 Cave Musicians Found In Alaska!
Harvey Guiseppe - Archaelogical Times

The fossilied remains of what seems to be 4 musicians from the Stone Age have been found. Along with what appears to be paintings or sketchings of ''Notes'' or ''Chords''. Researchers have tried translating these rough ''charts'' and found that the music they played often would last up to 15 or 20 minutes. The subject matter is uncertain, because the language of the time is unknown or non-conclusive at this juncture.Though one of these 'pieces' may point to 'Siblings' or 'Relatives'.

[Andersonic]

I wonder what Peter Gabriel said if he saw this one...

Jon looks really uncomfortable...he thinks "I will never ditch Roger Dean again, he got me back for him not getting the designing job for the Going For The One album"

[Dances w/PURPLE]

Oh (sides hurting) you guys are killin me here! hahahahh!

here goes:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/starwars.jpg
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg

BUT THEY DID IT FIRST!

[tommc]

Bill doesn't look that bad. He got the coolest paint job.

[smatt]

:dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog::dog:

I'm dying here.. Thanks for a GREAT Sunday morning coffee spitting episode Patty!

[Wild Westie]

Oh (sides hurting) you guys are killin me here! hahahahh!

here goes:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/starwars.jpg
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg

BUT THEY DID IT FIRST!

OMG! KISS influenced them! I don't think this ticker can take anymore surprises! LOL Patty!

:dog:

[Dances w/PURPLE]

My pleasure!

[ham]

My sides are hurting frae seeing this :sofunny:


Rick - What a bloody waste of time this is!!!
Steve - Errrm is this paint animal free???
Jon - This wasn't my idea guys - honest...
Bill - What the f##k will Fripp think of this???

[About The Round]

Kawai K4 was my first keyboard!

ATR

[Joe]

I hope they have a good sense of humor,
or they'll never play for us again after
seeing and reading this thread!

It's so PROG MON!
"NOT"!

[Steve St Thomas]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg

LONG AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, 4 REBELS FIGHT A NEVER ENDING
BATTLE AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL.

Young Jon Andersonwalker, Pirate of the Galaxy Steve Han HoweSolo, commander in chief Rick Stardust Cape Wakeman and off-planet alien Bill Brufordferengi, band together in the starship known as Arista 7, to boldly go where no crew has gone before.

[Joe]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg

LONG AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, 4 REBELS FIGHT A NEVER ENDING
BATTLE AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL.

Young Jon Andersonwalker, Pirate of the Galaxy Steve Han HoweSolo, commander in chief Rick Stardust Cape Wakeman and off-planet alien Bill Brufordferengi, band together in the starship known as Arista 7, to boldly go where no crew has gone before.
Steve,
you know the band is offically over after this thread!
:dog:

[float_your_climb]

I heard that after this cover shot, Wakey was offered the part of Rum Tum Tugger in the musical Cats....

[Steve St Thomas]

I heard that after this cover shot, Wakey was offered the part of Rum Tum Tugger in the musical Cats....

:lmao:

[Dances w/PURPLE]

I heard that after this cover shot, Wakey was offered the part of Rum Tum Tugger in the musical Cats....

:lmao: mouahhahahhahah!!

[Drusilla]

"the shoot will be great PR"

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg
lol! My 7 year old daughter was looking over my shoulder when I was viewing this photo, and the first thing she said was, "mommy, is that Kiss?" :D

[Steve St Thomas]

lol! My 7 year old daughter was looking over my shoulder when I was viewing this photo, and the first thing she said was, "mommy, is that Kiss?" :D

Just tell her its all just a bad dream and there are no monsters in the closet that these 4 adventurers cannot tackle with their trusty lightsabres.

I have to stop. Really I do. I know why they're made up that way, but the humor is just too good to pass up.

[luckeydoug1]

OMG! Bad management indeed. I sure can't imagine Trevor R putting up with this!

[Steve St Thomas]

OMG! Bad management indeed. I sure can't imagine Trevor R putting up with this!

But it does kinda look like he's dressed for Tekken or Mortal Kombat in your sig pic. ;)

[luckeydoug1]

Now, now, S ST. Is it better now?

[Steve St Thomas]

Damn. Yea it's better now, but now you're taking away the whole thing I was trying to get across that I'm just as likely to make jokes about Trevor Rabin as I am about ABWH, seeing as how some people think Trevor's in my will. :lmao:

[luckeydoug1]

OK, back with Mortal Kombat Trevor (for now)

[Buglunch]

"the shoot will be great PR"

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg
Hahahaha- not such a scary tag-team combo. [/SenorBaogOfCrapMADtv]


:eeek:


(Is this the YesEast module from the Onion tour era?)

[float_your_climb]

The more and more I look at Jon in this pic...the more it looks like a big hairy creature is holding Jon's face in it's big hairy paw....

(does this mean I'm disturbed? I sure hope so)

[Sharp]

Steve and Wakey look like they are getting ready for Custer's Last Stand and Bruford looks like he is trying out for the NHL....

[pedro skychaser]

and downesy thought asia looked like a bunch of plonkers in their "don't cry video"!!!!-(dressed for the jungle)....too rich,too precious,too laugh out loud,yes progrock is serious...not!!



petermcguiness.tripod.com (i'm real ,not a member of syn etc,etc,etc)

[Dances w/PURPLE]

Oh (sides hurting) you guys are killin me here! hahahahh!

here goes:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/starwars.jpg
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg

BUT THEY DID IT FIRST!

I wonder about George Lucas. hmmmmmmmmmm.

[InverYes]

Rick is singing to himself....

"I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandy lion....."

[Joe]

Steve and Wakey look like they are getting ready for Custer's Last Stand

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/joeykeyz/60299-std.jpg (http://photobucket.com)
Where'um that Wake'um and Howe'um?

[Buglunch]

Next stop: Village Peoples!

NHL indeed....

[Wild Westie]

Next stop: Village Peoples!

NHL indeed....


:lmao:

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y-M-C-A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

[Steve St Thomas]

:lmao:

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y-M-C-A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

Let's see if we can change the lyrics around to suit the picture.....

Bruford, what's that paint on your face
I said Bruford, what's that makeup disgrace
I said Bruford god man you ain't in KISS
But you look like Paul Stanley

Wakeman, the Cats audition went well
I said Wakeman, go on and give them some hell
I said Wakeman Broadway's surely for you
Just don't lose that 80's mullet

It's fun to paint up our faces today
It's fun to paint up our faces today
You don't need no excuse, you just need some PR
And Squire don't know who we are
Cus we painted our faces today
We painted our faces today

[Wild Westie]

Let's see if we can change the lyrics around to suit the picture.....

Bruford, what's that paint on your face
I said Bruford, what's that makeup disgrace
I said Bruford god man you ain't in KISS
But you look like Paul Stanley

Wakeman, the Cats audition went well
I said Wakeman, go on and give them some hell
I said Wakeman Broadway's surely for you
Just don't lose that 80's mullet

It's fun to paint up our faces today
It's fun to paint up our faces today
You don't need no excuse, you just need some PR
And Squire don't know who we are
Cus we painted our faces today
We painted our faces today

:dog:

[Dances w/PURPLE]

Let's see if we can change the lyrics around to suit the picture.....

Bruford, what's that paint on your face
I said Bruford, what's that makeup disgrace
I said Bruford god man you ain't in KISS
But you look like Paul Stanley

Wakeman, the Cats audition went well
I said Wakeman, go on and give them some hell
I said Wakeman Broadway's surely for you
Just don't lose that 80's mullet

It's fun to paint up our faces today
It's fun to paint up our faces today
You don't need no excuse, you just need some PR
And Squire don't know who we are
Cus we painted our faces today
We painted our faces today


:clap: hahahhah outstanding!

[Steve St Thomas]

You haven't seen the choreography I have in my head for it!
Anderson does a backflip.

:lmao:

[Steve St Thomas]

The more and more I look at Jon in this pic...the more it looks like a big hairy creature is holding Jon's face in it's big hairy paw....

(does this mean I'm disturbed? I sure hope so)

I forgot to tell you that it took me a minute to see what you were talking about --- and now that's all I can see!!! It looks like a Muppet Gone Amok on his head


Can anyone save him? Anyone??? Pleaaaaaaaaaaaseeeee!

(Don't worry Jon, Rock Gives Courage, we'll get that thing off your head. ;))

[float_your_climb]

It looks like Bruford as the human tick could save him by taking out the muppet gone amok.....maybe....

[smatt]

Talk about jumping the shark... They jumped the shark the whale..... The whole darned ocean with that one.... :lmao:

[Steve St Thomas]

It looks like Bruford as the human tick could save him by taking out the muppet gone amok.....maybe....

I actually can't breathe right now. Thanks.
:lmao:

[Steve St Thomas]

Talk about jumping the shark... They jumped the shark the whale..... The whole darned ocean with that one.... :lmao:

:lmao:

[Steve St Thomas]

Bruford The Human Tick ---- o my god I'm crying.

[smatt]

I can't believe Bruffy of all people actaulyl did this.. I want that magazine.... Must have Bruffy sign it nex ttime he plays LA..... :chairshot:

[luckeydoug1]

Let's see if we can change the lyrics around to suit the picture.....

Bruford, what's that paint on your face
I said Bruford, what's that makeup disgrace
I said Bruford god man you ain't in KISS
But you look like Paul Stanley

Wakeman, the Cats audition went well
I said Wakeman, go on and give them some hell
I said Wakeman Broadway's surely for you
Just don't lose that 80's mullet

It's fun to paint up our faces today
It's fun to paint up our faces today
You don't need no excuse, you just need some PR
And Squire don't know who we are
Cus we painted our faces today
We painted our faces today

Perfect!

[Steve St Thomas]

I can't believe Bruffy of all people actaulyl did this.. I want that magazine.... Must have Bruffy sign it nex ttime he plays LA..... :chairshot:

I know!!!! He got like the full makeup job!!! How ever ever did they get him to do that. Everyone compared looks normal.

You do not know how many tears are rolling down my face right now.

[smatt]

I know!!!! He got like the full makeup job!!! How ever ever did they get him to do that. Everyone compared looks normal.

You do not know how many tears are rolling down my face right now.


I can just imagine the total look of discust on his face when presented with said magazine...... http://bestsmileys.com/angry2/11.gif


Priceless...... :dog:

[Steve St Thomas]

I can just imagine the total look of discust on his face when presented with said magazine...... http://bestsmileys.com/angry2/11.gif


Priceless...... :dog:

Hi Bill could you sign this?

Sure, what's your ......................

You can just sign it Darth Maul if you want, you don't have to put it as Bill. I know who you are.

[Orbert]

You guys are all nuts, I mean that!

Ain't it great?

:rcking:

[Steve St Thomas]

:dog: I am absolutely in tears. And I didn't even do the second verse for ''We're Painting Our Faces Today''.

I've still got Bruford The Human Tick roaming around in my head, Jon Anderson's Muppet Gone Amok, and Smatt presenting this magazine to Bruford trying to keep a straight face all at the same time. Crying.

[Steve St Thomas]

dancesw/purple THANK YOU. You gave me one of the best laughs I've had in ages (and a much needed one) by posting this pic. THANK YOU!

SECOND VERSE INCLUDED:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/Patty_Lane/brick4.jpg

Bruford, what's that paint on your face
I said Bruford, what's that makeup disgrace
I said Bruford god man you ain't in KISS
But you look like Paul Stanley

Wakeman, the Cats audition went well
I said Wakeman, go on and give them some hell
I said Wakeman Broadway's surely for you
Just don't lose that 80's mullet

It's fun to paint up our faces today
It's fun to paint up our faces today
You don't need no excuse, you just need some PR
And Squire don't know who we are
Cus we painted our faces today
We painted our faces today

Steve Howe, you ain't no Navajo
I said Steve Howe, you're not Apache Joe
I said Steve Howe, no that's no Buffalo
That's just a camera Steve Steve come back here

Jonny, no don't go chasing ol' Steve
I said Jonny, is that your hair or a weave
I said Jonny, Arriving Makeup for sure
What would Vangelis th-hink

It's fun to paint up our faces today
It's fun to paint up our faces today
The director said, we just need a video
And Rabin did it in one
Cus we painted our faces today
We painted our faces today

[float_your_climb]

That is great, Steve!

The original YMCA ain't got nothin' on that version!

[YesForSure.]

Here you go guys :dog:

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4320/abwhowned6sw.gif

[overlook]

it was probably this shot that started the litigation

SQUIRE - 'YOU CAN'T SAY YOU ARE, OR EVER WHERE IN 'YES' , OR THAT I KNOW YOU OR EVER MET YOU, EVER!!!'

[Dances w/PURPLE]

OMG you guys ran with this. The possession of the bandmates could go for:

" Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman, Howe and Aliens"

which reminds me of a law firm

Do-we, Cheat'em and HOWE (cousin to Steve)