Food For A Day - a new YEStaurant

[RobAdams]

Maybe we can all get together and open a YES theme restaurant. Any good ideas for the menu? I have a couple....

Heart Of The French Fries
On The Silent Buffalo Wings Of Freedom
Whitefish
Endless Ice Cream

And you may want to order from our menu of YESBEERS

[Jackaranda]

Heart of the Sunrise Breakfast Bar.

It would have to be called The YesCafe and have Roger Dean posters all over the walls and have Yes music playing all the time.

[RobAdams]

I would go a step further - Roger Dean designing the seating as well, and the tables.

Hey I would not complain. If we had that kind of cash, I guess we could get Yes to be our cover band too.

[RobAdams]

This is my fantasy, so I can even have all the Yes members waiting tables and cooking.

I wouldn't eat them, but, new on our menu:

SNAILS FROM TOPOGRAPHIC OCEANS

[Alysoun]

It would have to be 4/5 vegetarian / health food and 1/5 curry and chips.

The curry to be eaten at live concerts in view of the the other 4/5 of the restaurant.

Decor: fake cardboard cows and a teepee.

I am wicked.

Allison

Originally posted by i-and-i
This is my fantasy, so I can even have all the Yes members waiting tables and cooking.

I wouldn't eat them, but, new on our menu:

SNAILS FROM TOPOGRAPHIC OCEANS

Waiting tables, now that's an idea! Singing waiters perhaps?

Snails....I guess we could offer them but I would not eat them either.

And Alysoun, fake cardboard cows? What? I'm missing something.

[RobAdams]

To bus the tables, the bus boys "go round and round and round and round until they pick it up again."

For the vegitarians we have LEAVES OF GREEN

If a customer complains too much, tell him he can eat at Chez Nous - it's right up the street!

A slogan: IT'S ALMOST LIKE LUNCH

This should be a good restaurant AS LONG AS MUSIC PLAYS ITS' PART

Gotta have Mrs.Wagner's Pies - especially in the restaurants we will build in America

Our cooks will be screened carefully, and trained with the highest of skills, for we don't want them to SEND OUT POISON.

And TIM: Ooops. Sorry. I try to be careful where I post stuff. I goofed. Please forgive me!

[1yesfan]

HEY I and I, check your email account please...

[Trooper1129]

Ha.....Those snails from Topographic Oceans wouldn't be called Yescargot now would they?

I can't take credit for that one though...someone posted it as a Yesism in another thread.

[Alysoun]

Originally posted by yessiree
And Alysoun, fake cardboard cows? What? I'm missing something.

During the recording of Tales, Pat, everyone had become a vegetarian but Rick.
During one of the Tales shows or was it a rehersal (I'll have to read up on this again) Rick was seen eating a curry at his keyboards much to the horror of his other band mates.

During one recording session (was it Tales again), I'll have to check but I think it was, Jon wanted to use a recording studio in the country but they opted for one in London. So Jon had cardboards cows and piles of hay brought into the studio to spice up the sessions.

Pat, I know that you don't like Chris Welch but it's in Hedges too.
Pick up a bio -- truth is always stranger than fiction. And more entertaining.

Allison

[capnkrk]

If there was one last breakfast danish left, we could have a raffle to determine who would be the owner of the lonely tart.

[Olias_01]

As my dad always said:

'Don't grill the snail'

[Trooper1129]

Well, if Rick was cooking that day, I'm sure they'd be curried....but I always preferred mine in garlic and butter inside of a mushroom cap.

[Mrsteve]

Some more menu items:

Starship Grouper
Revealing Science of a Cod

Sign over seats near the kitchen:
Close to the Fridge

Sign over cash register:
Perpetual Change

[Ahkin]

I think "Don't Kill the Whale" would be a nice name for a Yes vegetarian (YESetarian?) restaurant.

[RobAdams]

Perhaps maybe...but I think I'd avoid a restaurant that has the word KILL in its name

You guys are ALL tooooo Funny!

Starship Grouper
Don't Grill the Snail
Close to the Fridge....

I'm sitting here at work attempting to look like I'm working yet I'm laughing out loud.

Too Funny!

[RobAdams]

So where did our chef cook the pasta?
IT HAPPENED IN THE WATER
When will people be able to eat here?
MANY WAYS TO BE OPEN TONIGHT
And of course Jon will take your order, since he sang
I AM WAITING

NEW ENCOUNTERS SPARK A NEW FRUIT SALAD

IT WILL BE A GOOD MEAL
'N EVERYBODY WANTS SOME

YES wine : SPIRIT OF SURVIVAL

MEALTIME BEGINS WHERE EVERY SONG IS THE PERFECT PLACE


This thread reminds me of some Dead Heads who started a pizzaria.
"A peaceful place or so it looks from space" are the words from THROWING STONES. I forget the name of the pizzaria, but their slogan under their name ; A PIZZA PLACE OR SO IT LOOKS FROM SPACE. Then I thought of GIVE PIZZA CHANCE. Wonder if anyone ever knicked that one?

Of course, Jon will take my order.... I'm leaving now. Somebody tell me how to get there! Quick!

[YYY]

the 'Quick Steakman' plate

the 'Steve Cow' platter

the 'Won Ton Jon' soup

the 'Buffalo Grill Bruford'

the 'Crisp Squire' fish dish

and the 'Alan Whitefish with beets ('beats', get it)

[Ahkin]

Quick Steakman hahaha... But your list is too meaty for my taste.

GOING FOR THE BUN - delicious pastry after the main course

[Olias_01]

ENTRE:

1. Tormato Soup

2. Bluebirds Nest Soup

3. Purple Wolfhound Pate

4. Re-arranged Liver

MAIN COURSE

1. Dover Sole Searcher garnished with Seasons of Man

2. Holy Lamb Chops with Universal Season

3. Ox Tailfly

4. Fruits Of The Topographic Sea

DESERT

5. Fruit of the Forest of the Sun Gateau

6. The Gateau Of Delirium

7. Wonderous Strudel

CHEESE & BISCUITS with RUM SOUNDCHASER


I hope you find these amusing, they took me ages. Mind you I looked pretty foolish laughing my head off in the middle of the office.:rolleyes:

[Flo]

Olias_01
What a serious worker you make ! Writing this during job hours ! Will your boss think you enjoy your work that much to be laughing on your own ?
Well anyway, it's quite funny. I like your Yesmenu. That'll fit pefectly in the Yesworld theme park restaurant.

Originally posted by Flo
Will your boss think you enjoy your work that much to be laughing on your own ?

That's what I'm doing at work too Flo. Sometimes I just have to cover my mouth, I'm laughing so much. This site is too much fun! People come running to my desk to see what is so funny expecting to see some kind of funny comix or something. When they see YesFans, they just kind of look at me and say, Yes again, huh?

These names of dishes are great. If I ever do open up the Yescafe, I'll have a good start on ideas.

[Flo]

I happen to laugh (or rather smile - I've got to be careful) as well while browsing Yesfans but certainly won't show them the forum. I don't want anybody to know what I'm after. The important thing is how you set up you computer to keep your privacy. Mine is well set up. Nobody can come by surprise to me while I'm on Yesfans.

[Mrsteve]

Olias_01, I love it!! I too am laughing out load at work!

Tales from Topographic Tofu? Bound to be a favorite!

[Mrsteve]

I'd order some.

[RobAdams]

GIVE LUNCH EACH DAY

[upbgirl]

and i will call them kathi's khatru cookies

[i refuse to spell phonetically-esp when it's WRONG! i would never spell cookies with a 'k' tho it would look cool-husbands a kindergarten teacher-he gets upset!:nono: ]

now.. for the cookies..oatmean raisin 'yer consciousness' ;)

pecan '8 beats to the measure' bars..

peanut butter 'baroques'

lemon snap 'yer fingers'


molasses 'mole asses'.. [oops]


hehe
i guess i'd better work on that one..:stick:

[Bill Mocarsky]

Could they have a perpetual changing menu?

[paulovajao]

could i be one of the chefs?

[umgekehrt]

Poultry: Soft As A Dove
Chops: Holy Lamb
For Atkins diet: Steakbois

[brotherofmine]

(choosing from a self service restaurant)
mmm..that looks nice I WONDER(OUS STORIES) if should be GOING FOR ONE. 'What is that?' I ask, "Oh THAT, THAT IS pasta bake?", the counter staff reply. Well I want to eat one more item that might BE THE ONE. I hate it when the counter staff always go through THE RITUAL of asking, "Will there be anything else Sir?"
It's getting crowded and i'm looking ROUNDABOUT for a seat, I look WITHOUT HOPE (HOWE) YOU CAN START A DAY like that and it really put me in a MOOD FOR A DAY. FINALLY I found somewhere to sit, when I see this good looking Portugese bloke coming to sit down, AHHH Paulo LONG LOST BROTHER OF MINE, I have been meaning to have a(THE) MEETING with you for a time.I observed that Paulo was so pleased to see me that he had left his food tray procariously CLOSE TO THE EDGE of the table. Paulo put some sugar in his coffee, he PUT THE SWEETNESS IN AND THEN STIRRED IT AROUND. We talked and were (THE) REMEMBERING how we got to know each other, before we knew each other a bit better we hardly had A TIME AND A WORD for each other. We mentioned how we had SEEN ALL (The) GOOD PEOPLE AT YESFANS. I said to Paulo, "You are not going on another of your LONG DISTANCE RUNAROUNDS, It's great you are helping so many people but it is TIME AND A (GENTLE) WORD to make sure you look after yourself, So DON'TGO...DON'T GO..Someone else will do it this time just LEAVE IT."
So we were just about to go when someone spilt milk on the floor, "HOLD ON,HOLD ON" Said the kitchen staff you don't want to walk in that, Paulo was being silly and said, "LET'S PRETEND It's not there." We got out of the restaurant and Paulo said, "When will I see you again my twin." "SOON, OH, SOON"I said. "Give us a ring".

[yesmandroc]

Revealing Science of Cod
Endless Ice Cream

[mattquarterstein]

Some dishes I would like to try at this restaurant:

Owner of a Lonely Artichoke Heart
Machine Moussaka
Sweetness (a dessert, stirred with a spoon)

And The Fish? Delicious!

Maybe you could drink a Sound Chaser at the bar

[Chefgolf]

Sign in the window..."No opportunity necessary, No experience needed"...

if the service isnt up to par... you may get "Five percent for nothing"...

The special may include enough "Food for a day"...and if its really good, you may hear a quset say..." I would have waited forever"....

I need to figure out how to attach a resume...
Peace.... Chefgolf

[Chefgolf]

I need to learn to spell GUEST as well....
Chef

[brotherofmine]

Going cheap "America" Pie - past it's sell by date!!!

[Timmo]

Daily specials would be "The Plates of Delirium." Which we never "Reheat, reheat." A favorite is the "And You and Eye of Round Steak," as well as "Stew Be Over."

A favorite salad is the sliced Tormatos.

Lofat dishes are "Children of Lite," including "On the Silent Wings of Free Range Chicken."

And don't forget dessert..."South Side of the Pie," "Sweet Creams" and a slice of "Seven Relayer Cake."

I see some problems, though. "If they don't deliver the quiche, how are we supposed to get ready?" (Of course, the dish is "The Quiche to Ascension."

The bar serves shots. If you like, you can have a "SoundChaser" of beer.

[soul warrior]

Alan White Cheese Sticks..............4.99